Sonny and Cher wake me every morning, it's gonna be a long winter and I don't have to worry about my booties, cause I'm not going out there.

I've got sugary snacks, a new recovery regime and a new bed desk. So, we all know what that means. I'm going to catch a killer..

How the weeing in the bottle could send an SOS to the world and save our souls.

It turns out that if you break a few bones, you can break a few resolutions - and stuff your face stupid with whatever you want.